I woke up disoriented
I didn’t know what to do
My sheets were a mess
And I lost my left shoe

Golden Grahams were all gone
I totally wanted to cry
I tried to put in my contacts
But instead I poked my eye

The dog slobbered on the sofa
Or perhaps it was the baby
The remote took a vacation
To Mars I think, maybe

The cat ate my bacon
So, I had him for a snack
I think I got a fur ball
Excuse me while I hack

6-24-05